This morning's list of Xanman-dos is brought to you by: Why you little @$%#!

Xander's Sunday morning list of accomplishments:
1) wake parents up at 4am - check
2) guzzle ice cold milk on empty stomach - check
3) puke - check
4) shower - check
5) crash on livingroom floor - check
6) have breakfast - check
7) let indoor cat outside after being told not to - check
8) take bath to wash off breakfast - check
9) dump ENTIRE bottle of dish soap in bath - check
10) drink blue bath water ensuring the runs for later - check
11) break out in hives - check
12) get soap rinsed off and mild lotion rubbed on - check
13) miss regularly scheduled meeting - check
14) use powdered sugar as talcum powder - check
15) get powdered sugar all over the diningroom -check
16) while Daddy is cleaning up powdered sugar, leave unflushed 'present' in toilet - check
17) dump whole roll of toilet paper in toilet bowl - check
18 get dressed for meeting - check
19) crawl under the bed to get the cat - check
20) get cat hair all over suit - check
21) get scratched by cat - check
22) get strapped into car seat - check
23) fall asleep in car waiting for 2nd meeting - checK