My Naughty Native

Today's Xanman-do (or don't) is brought to you by: Third time is the charm, or is it?

Dear Xander Zane,

We know you love bees
And bees love you
Remember when you stomp them
To put on a shoe
Twice the bees weren't nice
And your foot paid the price
But this third time you should remember
To put on your underwear too.

Sorry your pee-pee hurts, Little Buddy.

XOXO,
Mom

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