Evy: Mom, I'm out of toilet paper. Where do I find more rolls?
Me: They're in my closet; you cant' miss them.
Evy (returning from closet): I can't find them.
Me: Go back and look again; they're right in front of you.
Evy (returns from closet again): I still can't find the toilet paper...
Me: Really???
Picture taken at her vantage point.
Seren: Mommy, are mangoes healthy?
Mommy: Let's think about this...did Jehovah make mangoes?
Seren: Yes! But, Satan made pizza because it's not good for you.
Mommy: *sigh* Child...Satan made donuts too...(joking...she knows he made neither)
Getting Seren to do her homework is akin to herding a honey bee to it's hive when it's intent on smelling flowers.
