You know your child is becoming a teenager when they can no longer identify what is in front of their nose...

Evy:  Mom, I'm out of toilet paper.  Where do I find more rolls?
Me: They're in my closet; you cant' miss them.
Evy (returning from closet): I can't find them.
Me: Go back and look again; they're right in front of you.
Evy (returns from closet again): I still can't find the toilet paper...
Me: Really???

Picture taken at her vantage point.