Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by : Is tomorrow Monday?

Tonight's Penny Thought is brought to you by : Life's Lessons.

Tonight's Penny Thought is brought to you by : Life's Lessons.

Mommy hears Penny grunting and struggling,  then hears Penny say: "Give me my money! "

Mommy peaks in Penny's room to find that Penny has ripped an eye off her piggy bank and was trying to rip the nose off!

Mommy takes the piggy bank and asks, "May I help you?"

Penny says: "Yes, but you have to screw it to get the money out!"

Freudian slip???

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: Do I smell bacon?

We're in the car driving along when Penny asks from the backseat: Mommy, what are those lines up on the poles?

Mommy: Those are power lines,  sweetie. Don't touch one if you see it on the ground,  because it will fry you like a piece of bacon.  If it's near water, don't step in the water because that could fry you like a piece of bacon too.

Seren pipes in:  No one, but a pig, should ever go near one, ok Penny?