Xander gets out of the shower and, since he's 4, I'm helping him find his clothes. While he's waiting, he pinches his nipples and says: "I have boobies!"
I correct Xander and say: "Xander, you're a boy, those are nipples."
Xander: "Girls have boobies!"
Me: "Yup."
Xander, slaps my 'boobies' and says: "They're BIG-ANTIC!"
