We took a trip to the coast to unwind and stayed at a motel. Evy, my 12 year old, and Xander, my 4 year old, were sharing a bed. I woke up to Xander screaming and yelling at Evy in the middle of the night, but soon fell asleep after he quit.
Mike had insomnia and explained the situation over breakfast the following morning:
Evy ripped a very loud fart while she was sleeping, which woke Xander. Xander sat bolt upright, looked around at where the loud noise came from, discovered it came from Evy and Evy had his pillow.
Xander rips the pillow right out from under Evy, then proceeds to beat Evy with it while chewing her out by screaming. Then he lays on the pillow and falls promptly asleep.
The end.
