Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: To the Dog House with you!

Penny: Mommy, when we move, can I have my own room?
Mommy: Not for awhile, Penny.
Seren: Why not? I don't care if Dad sleeps outside in the yard.  He's loud and he stinks!
Mommy: *ROFDL*

Tonight's Penny thought is brought to you by: You asked for it!

Seren says to Daddy at restaurant: Awe! you didn't get me any fries!  I asked you for fries!

Penny (throws french fry across table and hits Seren in the temple, then throws more, wads at a time).

Seren: Penny!!!  Daddy, Penny is throwing french fries at me!

Daddy: Didn't you ask for fries?

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: "I have a confession..."

Seren says to Evy: Here's how you can tell when I'm tired or mad, I start getting into stuff I shouldn't be into and making a mess. 

Today's Serenism is brought to you by: Hell's Kitchen.

This is what Seren's teacher emailed to me today: "I almost fell on the floor, she stayed in at recess with me and talked and talked, like Penny. She told me that her mom makes the best chicken in the world, perfect. Her daddy tries hard but his comes out just a little too spicy and hard. But she does not tell him because he makes great snacks and she does not want to hurt his feelings." 

Tonight's Penny thought is brought to you by: TheraFlu.

Mommy to Penny:  How was your day, Penny?
Penny: Ok, but I still have the Snots.

Morse code would be easier to understand...

Today is December 19, 2013 at 22:26 hours and it seems the felines are ignorant of the enemy hiding in plain sight.  Their eyes are boring into me as if they are no longer my allies.  For the life of me, I cannot figure what it is exactly, that they are trying to communicate as terms of their continued allegiance...

Yesterday's Serenism is brought to you by: Teacher's Pet?

Seren: Mommy, guess what? I called my own teacher 'Mommy' today, twice, by accident. I told her it's because she reminds me of you when she's grumpy.
Mommy: (flashes back to scenes where Homer strangles Bart in The Simpsons and tries to control self)