Last night's Serenism is brought to you by : Any appreciation will be appreciated.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Laundry Folds Xander
This was taken this summer. I love that Xander is expressing his sense of humor :)
Laundry folds Xander: http://youtu.be/SIR0hajmhEU
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Today's Xanman-do (or don't) is brought to you by: Third time is the charm, or is it?
Dear Xander Zane,
We know you love bees
And bees love you
Remember when you stomp them
To put on a shoe
Twice the bees weren't nice
And your foot paid the price
But this third time you should remember
To put on your underwear too.
Sorry your pee-pee hurts, Little Buddy.
XOXO,
Mom
Monday, September 1, 2014
What is a party pooper?
Today, we discovered that it is a 2 year old boy who thinks it is appropriate to poop in the backyard like the dogs do, only at someone else's house, during a graduation party...
Sunday, August 3, 2014
This morning's list of Xanman-dos is brought to you by: Why you little @$%#!
Xander's Sunday morning list of accomplishments:
1) wake parents up at 4am - check
2) guzzle ice cold milk on empty stomach - check
3) puke - check
4) shower - check
5) crash on livingroom floor - check
6) have breakfast - check
7) let indoor cat outside after being told not to - check
8) take bath to wash off breakfast - check
9) dump ENTIRE bottle of dish soap in bath - check
10) drink blue bath water ensuring the runs for later - check
11) break out in hives - check
12) get soap rinsed off and mild lotion rubbed on - check
13) miss regularly scheduled meeting - check
14) use powdered sugar as talcum powder - check
15) get powdered sugar all over the diningroom -check
16) while Daddy is cleaning up powdered sugar, leave unflushed 'present' in toilet - check
17) dump whole roll of toilet paper in toilet bowl - check
18 get dressed for meeting - check
19) crawl under the bed to get the cat - check
20) get cat hair all over suit - check
21) get scratched by cat - check
22) get strapped into car seat - check
23) fall asleep in car waiting for 2nd meeting - checK
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