Today's Serenism is brought to you by: Bottoms Up!

Today was Parent/Teacher Conference day. I always look forward to these with mixed emotions. Evy is a great student, so hers is fairly predictable. Seren's, not so much. She struggled to follow directions and turn her homework in last year, but did well anyway. This year seemed to be going too smoothly. I haven't seen the contents of her backpack nearly all year, but she has insisted she is doing her homework and turning it in.
I have confirmed that Seren has been a model student so far. She even sets a fine standard in her email. Yes, at age 7 and 2nd grade, they are teaching how to use email. The teacher said the kids discovered emoticons and one sent her an emoticon of a cup of coffee first thing this morning, which she publicly shared her gratitude for, saying the boy knew her well. A few minutes later Seren says in her sweet Dennis-the-Menace-to-Mr.-Wilson voice, "Oh Mrs. Johnson...did you get myyyyyyy email?"
Mrs. Johnson looked at her email and busted out laughing when she saw emoticons of 3 frosty beers! She thanked Seren publicly for her appropriate suggestion for later today, but was careful to not share what Seren sent to her with the class. Bottoms up, Mrs. Johnson!

Love, your friend. ..

Last night's Serenism is brought to you by : Any appreciation will be appreciated.

Laundry Folds Xander

This was taken this summer.  I love that Xander is expressing his sense of humor :)

Laundry folds Xander: http://youtu.be/SIR0hajmhEU

I made a meme

Inspired by painting my nails. Enjoy!

My Naughty Native

Today's Xanman-do (or don't) is brought to you by: Third time is the charm, or is it?

Dear Xander Zane,

We know you love bees
And bees love you
Remember when you stomp them
To put on a shoe
Twice the bees weren't nice
And your foot paid the price
But this third time you should remember
To put on your underwear too.

Sorry your pee-pee hurts, Little Buddy.

XOXO,
Mom

What is a party pooper?

Today, we discovered that it is a 2 year old boy who thinks it is appropriate to poop in the backyard like the dogs do, only at someone else's house, during a graduation party...