He may be cute, but...

Never trust a man wearing a Onesie and Lightning McQueen boots no matter his size.

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: Say wha...??? and plausible deniability.

Mommy spies Seren holding a bag of pork rind crumbs while standing in front of a mirror, licking her finger, dipping it in the bag, and wiping her face with her finger and says: Seren, are you painting your face with pork rinds???

Seren (turns beet red with embarrassment): NO!!!!!!

Mommy: But, I just SAW you doing it...

Seren: *grumbles and mutters something unintelligible under her breath*

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: To the Dog House with you!

Penny: Mommy, when we move, can I have my own room?
Mommy: Not for awhile, Penny.
Seren: Why not? I don't care if Dad sleeps outside in the yard.  He's loud and he stinks!
Mommy: *ROFDL*

Tonight's Penny thought is brought to you by: You asked for it!

Seren says to Daddy at restaurant: Awe! you didn't get me any fries!  I asked you for fries!

Penny (throws french fry across table and hits Seren in the temple, then throws more, wads at a time).

Seren: Penny!!!  Daddy, Penny is throwing french fries at me!

Daddy: Didn't you ask for fries?

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: "I have a confession..."

Seren says to Evy: Here's how you can tell when I'm tired or mad, I start getting into stuff I shouldn't be into and making a mess. 

Today's Serenism is brought to you by: Hell's Kitchen.

This is what Seren's teacher emailed to me today: "I almost fell on the floor, she stayed in at recess with me and talked and talked, like Penny. She told me that her mom makes the best chicken in the world, perfect. Her daddy tries hard but his comes out just a little too spicy and hard. But she does not tell him because he makes great snacks and she does not want to hurt his feelings." 

Tonight's Penny thought is brought to you by: TheraFlu.

Mommy to Penny:  How was your day, Penny?
Penny: Ok, but I still have the Snots.