Xander passes gas. Seren: Mom, Xander farted. Me: Are you sure you didn't fart? Seren: I didn't hear myself fart. Me: Maybe yours are Silent But Deadly. (long pause) Seren: No, mine are silent because I squeeze real tight when I fart. Me: So, you farted and you didn't hear it? Seren: No, Xander did it. His farts are creepy. (changes subject) Mom, I'm itchy but I'm not whining. Whining is begging without saying please.
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