Earl Smells Elegant!

That was what Evy said when she comforted Earl (our gray cat) over his ordeal with Mike's cologne.

I think I could put it in a very popular poetic format (like "If You Give Whoever-it-is a Cookie):

If Daddy Leaves Out a Spray Bottle of Cologne

If Daddy leaves out a spray bottle of cologne
Earl might knock it over onto the floor
If he  doesn't, then he might sit on it
If he sits on it, chances are, it will spray his bottom
If it sprays his bottom, he will jump into the mirror
When he jumps into the mirror, he'll startle his brother, Grimmy
If Grimmy is startled, he'll jump (maybe onto the bottle of cologne?)
If Grimmy jumps, Earl will likely jump again
Then run as far away from the spraying cologne as possible
This will cause Evy to pick him up and comfort him
Picking him up will remind Evy how good he smells
Evy will say: "Earl smells elegant!"
If Earl smells elegant, Evy will have Daddy smell and explain the events to him
If Dally smells Earl, chances are,
Daddy will no longer want to use a cologne that reminds him of a cat's rear
But, since Daddy doesn't like to waste stuff
He might continue to use it for that purpose
After all, it is Earl, who just walked by
And smells quite elegant