Today's Serenism is brought to you by: tattletales...

So, we're driving home in the minivan and Evy tattles:  Mom, Seren said "Dang it."
Seren: No, I did not!
Mommy: Seren, even so, you shouldn't say "Dang it".
Seren: Mommy, I didn't say "dang it", I said "Damn it!"
Mommy: You shouldn't say that either, Seren.
*sigh*