Today's Xanman-do is brought to you by: Lightning McQueen Boots!

Daddy says to Xander as Daddy mops the kitchen floor: No, Xander, stay out of the kitchen, Buddy.
Xander enters kitchen anyway and lands on his padded, diapered bottom, which was quite upsetting.
Daddy guides him back out of the kitchen.
Xanderman re-enters the kitchen, donning his mighty Lightning McQueen boots.  After all, if rain boots are made for rain, then they should be adequate for a wet kitchen floor, right? Not when a soap is involved.  It was a hard lesson to learn, even for a littleman with a diapered bottom.