Today was a busy day; We had a Xanman-do (or don't) AND a Serenism. Today's Xanman-do is brought to you by : Hold it!
So we have been attending the convention this weekend and took the kids to play in the grass at lunch. No sooner did I leave Daddy and Xander alone and Xander dropped his pants to water a tree in front of a crowd during one of the most dignified occasions of the year.
Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by. "Say whaaaaaa?"
Penny says to Daddy: We're out of toothpaste!
Daddy: I'll get you some more, but we will have to treat it like the toilet paper.
Seren, in the middle of eating dinner, stops her chewing mid-bite and waits for the explanation of how toothpaste could possibly be like toilet paper. Understanding her concern, Daddy explained that they go through toothpaste so fast it would have to be rationed like the toilet paper.
Seren seemed relieved that toothpaste had no other connection to toilet paper.
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