Today's Zany Xander moment is brought to you by: If all else fails, flush the toilet.

Xander had to come and use my bathroom because there was a fly in his bathroom.

He didn't want to use his bathroom because flies like icky places and he was afraid that when he pulled down his pants, the fly would attack his butt crack.

So, in life, when you are faced with a "call of nature", consider whether your answer is a reflection of the fear the fly flying up your butt crack.

There are always options, brave the fly, use another toilet, or a bush.

But, it's not a valid reason to pee or poop your pants.