Another glorious Sunday...

Today has been an adventure and it's not over yet.  First, Penny throws a colossal tantrum at Ross while shopping for new meeting dresses.  Then, on the way home, Seren is yelling at Evy in the back of the van, "EVY! STOP WIPING YOUR BOOGERS ON MY CARSEAT!"  Then, as were getting out of the car, this is what I hear:
Seren:  "Owww, EVY!"
Evy: "OWWW! Seren, why did you punch me in the face?!!!
Seren: "YOU WERE STANDING ON MY TOE!!!"
Evy: "Owwwwww...my eye hurts..."

The moral of the story:  Don't stand on Seren's toe.  In fact, don't mess with Seren, period.

Why Seren should never be taken out to dinner

We went out to dinner and as Seren waited for hers to come, she stabbed an ant to death for entertainment.  After the ant's "butt fell off" (as Seren eloquently put it), she installed the butt of the ant into the butt of her crayon.  I think those dining at neighboring tables requested relocation...

Dearest oldest daughter:

Please stop requesting to borrow toilet paper.  The word "borrow" implies that you have the intent to return it when you're done.  Once you have used it, I really, really, really don't want it back...

Last night's Penny Thought

Penny: Mommy, I want some ice cream.
Me: ARSE cream--, wait! Did Penny just say ICE cream???
Evy: Yes! Can we pick up some cake to go with it tonight?
Penny: Butt cake!
Me: BUNDT cake, Penny...*sigh*

Tonight's Penny Thought and Serenism:

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: Little Seizures (Caesar's) pizza on the dinner table.
Seren (matter-of-factly):  Mom, I'm not hungry because all of these farts are telling me that I need to go potty.

Penny Thoughts:
Penny (brings mommy over some "wings"):  Mommy! You have Bar-fly wings!
Mommy:  Do you mean BUTTERFLY wings?
Penny: Uh-huh!
Mommy: I'm glad we clarified that, Penny.

Tonight's Penny Thought is Brought to you by KFC...

So, we're having a quick dinner at KFC before dressing the kids for meeting and Penny runs across the restaurant toward the soda machine with her cup, yelling the whole way, "MOMMY, MY CUP IS OUT OF BEER!  I NEED MORE BEER IN MY CUP!"  Mommy: "ROOT beer, Penny..."

Today's Penny Thought

Is brought to you by the present from Aunt Christy:

Penny: "I want some Butt Cake!" Mommy: "BUNDT cake, Penny." Evy: "With ice cream!" Penny: "Butt Cake with Arse cream!" Mommy: "BUNDT cake with ICE cream, Penny..."

Later...Penny: "It's a PRINCESS Butt Cake!"  Mommy: "BUNDT cake, Penny..."