Laundry Folds Xander

This was taken this summer.  I love that Xander is expressing his sense of humor :)

Laundry folds Xander: http://youtu.be/SIR0hajmhEU

I made a meme

Inspired by painting my nails. Enjoy!

My Naughty Native

Today's Xanman-do (or don't) is brought to you by: Third time is the charm, or is it?

Dear Xander Zane,

We know you love bees
And bees love you
Remember when you stomp them
To put on a shoe
Twice the bees weren't nice
And your foot paid the price
But this third time you should remember
To put on your underwear too.

Sorry your pee-pee hurts, Little Buddy.

XOXO,
Mom

What is a party pooper?

Today, we discovered that it is a 2 year old boy who thinks it is appropriate to poop in the backyard like the dogs do, only at someone else's house, during a graduation party...

This morning's list of Xanman-dos is brought to you by: Why you little @$%#!

Xander's Sunday morning list of accomplishments:
1) wake parents up at 4am - check
2) guzzle ice cold milk on empty stomach - check
3) puke - check
4) shower - check
5) crash on livingroom floor - check
6) have breakfast - check
7) let indoor cat outside after being told not to - check
8) take bath to wash off breakfast - check
9) dump ENTIRE bottle of dish soap in bath - check
10) drink blue bath water ensuring the runs for later - check
11) break out in hives - check
12) get soap rinsed off and mild lotion rubbed on - check
13) miss regularly scheduled meeting - check
14) use powdered sugar as talcum powder - check
15) get powdered sugar all over the diningroom -check
16) while Daddy is cleaning up powdered sugar, leave unflushed 'present' in toilet - check
17) dump whole roll of toilet paper in toilet bowl - check
18 get dressed for meeting - check
19) crawl under the bed to get the cat - check
20) get cat hair all over suit - check
21) get scratched by cat - check
22) get strapped into car seat - check
23) fall asleep in car waiting for 2nd meeting - checK

Hold it! And say wha...?

Today was a busy day; We had a Xanman-do (or don't) AND a Serenism. Today's Xanman-do is brought to you by : Hold it!

So we have been attending the convention this weekend and took the kids to play in the grass at lunch. No sooner did I leave Daddy and Xander alone and Xander dropped his pants to water a tree in front of a crowd during one of the most dignified occasions of the year.

Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by. "Say whaaaaaa?"

Penny says to Daddy: We're out of toothpaste!
Daddy: I'll get you some more, but we will have to treat it like the toilet paper.

Seren, in the middle of eating dinner, stops her chewing mid-bite and waits for the explanation of how toothpaste could possibly be like toilet paper. Understanding her concern, Daddy explained that they go through toothpaste so fast it would have to be rationed like the toilet paper.

Seren seemed relieved that toothpaste had no other connection to toilet paper.