Seren and I were out on our date last night when we saw a man riding the back of a pickup (in the middle of the city). Seren told me that we should always wear seatbelts because she saw one guy who was driving in a car with no doors and he wasn't wearing his seatbelt because he had cut it out. You know what happened to him? Well, he was driving home, over a bridge, that wasn't finished being built, and he fell out into the big river. And there were lots of sharks. And one bit his head off.
So, the moral of the story is, not wearing your seatbelt is suicide. If you don't wear it, there's a good chance that a shark will come bite your head off.
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