The Pennish/English Dictionary

In Pennish: In English:
Benchin' Convention
Elegator Elevator
Arse Cream Ice Cream

Penny: "(Gasp) We're going to Benchin'!" 
Mommy: "Yes, Penny, we're going to the convention."
Penny: "We take the elegator?  Where's the elegator?!"
Mommy: "The elevator is over there, Penny."
Evy: "And if we're good, we get ICE CREAM!"
Penny:"Arse cream?!!!"
Mommy: "ICE cream, Penny."