Tonight's Serenism is brought to you by: Charmin and Glade.

Family in the kitchen hears grunting from the other side of the house.
Mommy: (joking) Seren, are you pooping?
Seren: YES!
Daddy: Seren, close the bathroom door!
Seren: But I CAN'T!
Daddy: Evy, please go close the bathroom door...and turn on the fan!
Evy: (goes to close bathroom door) OH, SEREN!!!  That STINKS!!!