Earl

Me:  Earl!  Earl (yawns): What?

The new "A guy walks into a bar" joke around our house...

What did the Poop-A-Loo say to the Barf-A-Lo?  "Don't eat that."

This afternoon's Serenism (of just a few minutes ago) is brought to you by Seren herself and her version of potty talk:

Seren's self-made joke:  Mom, what did the Poop-a-loo say to the Barf-a-lo?
Me (waiting with baited breath): What?
Seren: Hey PEE-P!  Get it?  Instead of "Dude", it's "Peep", with P-E-E!

Yesterday's Serenism is brought to you by Disney

Ok, I wasn't around to hear this one, but received the texted experience.  It went roughly like this:

Seren (in van on the ride home from school) explains to Mike in a long-winded manner that Xander is asleep.

Mike asks Seren to hand Xander his bottle.

Seren:  Daddy, I just got through telling you Xander was asleep.

Mike:  I have a lot of things going on right now and I didn't quite hear everything you said.

Seren: I know what it is, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS (much emphasis on the phrase).

Mike:  Why do you think that?

Seren: Because Dory on Finding Nemo has short term memory loss...

Mike: (grumbles that he's been compared to Dory on Finding Nemo).

Pork and Potatoes

Made this for dinner last night and it was a hit!  Made it with a ham butt in a roaster oven.. It was great!

The story behind why I will have a frozen glass of beer in my hand the rest of the night...

You see, it is because I have become greatly depressed over a severe injustice.  I have come to the conclusion that only beer in a frozen glass will solve the problem.  I realize it's a temporary solution, after all, I must retire for the night sometime and then the pain will begin again.  What is this injustice I am brooding over?  The fact that I was troubleshooting the ice maker in the Freezer and put my finger up in it to feel if there was ice and...I got BURNT by a #%&* HEATING ELEMENT!  In the FREEZER!  My finger is developing a blister as if I touched a stovetop...and that is why I will be holding a frozen glass all evening...so, it might as well be filled with beer!  So, when life hands you a frozen mug because you burnt your finger, at least fill it with beer.  #LFMF

On the way to school...

Already out the door and down the street with the stroller, Mike: "Earl!"